Saturday, September 20, 2014

Rock Bottom Review

9.5 😸



Pros:
Great setting, relatable protagonist, humorous language, visible internal/external conflict, Glove World!

Cons: Bratty and hateable supporting characters

Plot: After a great trip to Glove World, Spongebob and Pat forget to get off the bus. They end up in a bizarre place called Rock Bottom. Spongebob feels that every bus that comes is purposely leaving without him and learns to cope with the strange town.

Bubblestand Review

9.4 😸



Pros: Creativity, imagination, Patrick's laugh, industrious entrepreneurship, likable protagonists, "It's a giraffe" quote.

Cons: n/a

Plot: Spongebob starts a business that profits off teaching people how to blow bubbles. He creates "bubble art" by performing a lengthy technique. Squiddy ridicules them and ironically does the technique, thus blowing a massive bubble that carries his house away.

Kenny the Cat Review

-32.2 🙀



Pros: Nothing!

Cons: A lot! It is too similar to "I Had An Accident" because there's a talking mammal underwater. They gave away the secret halfway through the episode, Kenny the Cat is a brattier version of Tom from Tom and Jerry, SpongeBob worships a false god, etc.

Plot: Spongebob scares Patrick away with face paint. Spongebob's life is ruined because some cat isn't actually holding his breath underwater. Mr. K uses Kenny to get more business.

Perfect Chemistry Review

1.3 😿



Pros: Hmmm.... Vivid colors?

Cons: ABSOLUTELY NO STORY, no real jokes, recycled plot, dumbed-down dialogue, lack of imagination

Plot: Plankton turns himself into a toot gas. He teams up with Sandy for the first time to steal the Krabby Patty formula. Mr. Krabs thinks Squidward is tooting. The End.

Opposite Day Review

9.7 😻


Pros: Hilarious jokes, adorable Squidward impersonations, thought-provoking Opposite Day comments, encourages imagination.

Cons: Naughty Nautical Nonsense: Ruining Squid's Life

Plot: Squidward wants to move because he hates his "annoying" neighbors. In order to sell his house, he convinces Spongebob and Pat that today is "Opposite Day." They figure the opposites of themselves would be to become good ol' Squid, thus scaring the agent away with bad clarinet playing galore.